So, this chick calls me after 6 months after she stood me up decides to call me to wish me a merry christmas and jokingly ask where is her present. I told her it is at the blowjob store go get something for me too ask your mother for the 10% employee discount. She goes you really talking to me like that (like she a princess) I am like you got a man you been dissing me for 6 months so you decided to call and expect me to treat you like the second coming and ease you conscious about dissing me maaaaan fuck you