New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY 14th District) shocked the nation when she announced that she will be joining the popular adult social media site onlyfans. Onlyfans rose to prominence after it was mentioned by Megan Thee Stallion. Onlyfans has many celebrities on the platform such as fellow Bronx native Cardi B.
Some of the content she will be posting will be a gangbang scene with all Republican male talent. A boy girl scene with Bernie Sanders, a scene with a transwoman Michelle Obama, and a lesbian threesome with fellow squad members Rashida Tlaib, and Ilhan Omar.
The Former bar tender from the Bronx said I kept being asked how was I going to pay for the green new deal. I figured that this was an idea both liberals and conservatives can get behind. I have huge Puerto Rican tits”. Asked if she was afraid if making pornographic content will make her look bad in front of the democratic socialist party? She replied “The way I see it I am keeping up a long tradition of socialist selling porn to fund the revolution. Obama’s mother did it so it is good enough for me!”
Nancy Pelosi was reached for comment with this statement
“I am very proud of the dedication Alexandria is showing but why the fuck wasn’t I included in that dyke gang bang? Mama, loves to eat the kitty more than Biden’s Chinese buddies!”
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